Doesn't Kolobrzeg have a beautiful beach too?
Talking about the beach, I just found this great command line today for SoX :
play -n synth brownnoise synth pinknoise mix synth 0 0 0 10 10 40 trapezium amod 0.1 30
It mixes brown noise with pink noise in a pattern that imitates the sound of the waves. Perfect to keep concentrated on your translation work! :-)
Nice! I don't have that, but perhaps you can save a loop as audio file? ;)
As an in-between: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjQCwGHTEUE
One of my all time favourites. God, how I love this voice.
Ah, what a nice beach over there in Holland (just trumping a bit).
Seriously, concerning the waves, there is nothing better than this:
Nice. Great, I finally understand what frikandels are made of. Unfortunately we do not have any frogs here, only some toads (so to be sure, beware when you will be offered a frikandel in Bavaria).
Disclaimer: I love frikandels, especially the (unhealthy) frikandel special, but I live too far from your promised land.